What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:57

Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
Dr No
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why is it difficult to get a job?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.